Master and commander
Filled with might
The contract gives power
So I have the right.
I am the skipper
Repeat what I say
I am the skipper
That you must obey
I am the skipper
I am the law
Don’t dare defy me
Or be stranded on shore.
I am the skipper
Go cook my meal
I am the skipper
And this the only deal.
I am the skipper
Wash all my clothes
I am the skipper
This the way it goes.
I am the skipper,
Clean up my mess
I am the skipper
That duty you possess.
I am the skipper
Credible and true
Disbelieve the word
Of neurotic crew.
I am the skipper
Honest and straight
Whatever went wrong
Time should mitigate.
I am the skipper
And I’m always right.
I am the skipper
Full of childish spite.
Master and commander
Keep denying fault.
Without might and power
A petulant old salt.